Post v.7

Professional journalism has reached it's climax:

Forget those bombastic glossy magazine headlines which swear to teach women how to "come like a train!" (what, late or never?) - the majority of us have enough trouble coming at all, without worrying about how or when. It takes time and effort, and it really helps if you're looking in the right place. So now we know that G stands for "gross exaggeration", let's broadcast this fact across the nation, through shopping centres, churches and Women's Institute meetings, and give both women and men a break.